Wednesday, April 30, 2008

One Day In A Kindergarten Class...




Games On Drury Lane

I was thinking...how many times do you think the Muffin Man gets Nicky Nicky Nine Doors played on him a night

Sunday, April 27, 2008

WOO!


So, I have discovered that I'm going to Warp Tour!

God I love Punk Rock...I swim in that shit.



By the way, I couldn't find a freakin' '08 logo.

Friday, April 25, 2008

The Graphic Truth

From CollegeHumor

Buff Love

I'm was just thinking how gross the baby of The Hulk and The Thing from The Fantastic Four's baby would be...ew.


No It's Not A Gay thought.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Friday, April 18, 2008

Why Hobbes Carried "Calvin & Hobbes"



Comedy Gold....comedy gold.


P.S. You may have to click it and enlarge.

Freakin' Summer

And so the heat has come, and I like it. 

My only problem is that where was spring? For me it went Winter then rain and then Summer! But where did all the new grass, and sprouting flowers come up? Did they just wake up from a 4 month catnap and pop up? 

Because now its hot, and I don't have shorts, and I'm chafing and sweaty, it's just bad news! So now comes the early summer suffering where my pool isn't open, so I can't take a dip there, no shorts, so I'm just gonna have to wing it. By lying. From now until I am prepared for summer, I will deny it is occurring. It's not fair that summer just gets to come and go whenever she pleases. Oh yes she comes at night and says she loves you, but then she just leaves whenever, ripping out my heart and stealing my chump change off my night table.

Anyway,

So summer is coming to fast. I'm gonna eventually buy shorts, but by the time I'm done that it'll be Fall! If she even comes... please come? And don't steal my loonies and toonies this time?

Well, at least there's beach volleyball. Mmmmmm beach volleyball.
 

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Howcast Wikiguides!

There's this group of people who film videos about how do things...and their called Howcast.

And I wrote Wikiguides!



Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Oh, To Be A Baby Once More


5:25 pm

The baby years were some the best years in my life. It was like a circus in hyperspace. Seriously though. You could poop, and it was cute. You could puke, it was o.k., as long as you didn't puke in anyone's mouth (sorry dad!) Drooling was a ball. It was the best feeling to be able to notice that there's saliva coming out of my mouth, that's not spit, and saying "this is awesome!" Or more like "Goob doob gaga awesome!" 

Another great aspect was the soap eating.
Yep. I consumed soap, like I mean chunks out of bars, not liquid soap. As my mother would wash me as a baby in the tub, every time she would turn away...CHOMP. Even when she put it out of reach, I still got it. The best was when I consumed an entire bar. This was of course over a course of two baths. As my mom left me unattended for a couple of seconds. I know you all are thinking," leaving a baby alone in a tub? Holy shitballs!" But it was o.k. I had a bottle of medication and a plugged in radio to keep me company. And by the time she got back, I had eaten the rest of the half eaten soap.... which I preceded to vomit soon after. Which I then ate. Kidding. Maybe. Yeah.

Also, I have been told that I was very happy when I stepped on a broke my brothers acoustic guitar. Yep.  As he laid on the ground just playing stuff I stood above him on a couch, with evil plots in my mind. After a long strum of the D minor cord, an almost evil chord, sensing what was about to occur. I launched my self like a slippery turkey in an old woman's hands down toward the guitar. My 10 hairs flew in the wind as I smiled with a devilish touch. My brother's eyes grew to the size of dinner plates, and  and made contact, breaking the top, and safely landing in the open topped guitar. I smiled at my brother, unaware of what had occurred. It was then that he threw me across the room, which is why I have a dent in my head to this very day. Kidding. Maybe. Ok that one was definitely a lie.