Freakin' Summer

And so the heat has come, and I like it. 

My only problem is that where was spring? For me it went Winter then rain and then Summer! But where did all the new grass, and sprouting flowers come up? Did they just wake up from a 4 month catnap and pop up? 

Because now its hot, and I don't have shorts, and I'm chafing and sweaty, it's just bad news! So now comes the early summer suffering where my pool isn't open, so I can't take a dip there, no shorts, so I'm just gonna have to wing it. By lying. From now until I am prepared for summer, I will deny it is occurring. It's not fair that summer just gets to come and go whenever she pleases. Oh yes she comes at night and says she loves you, but then she just leaves whenever, ripping out my heart and stealing my chump change off my night table.

Anyway,

So summer is coming to fast. I'm gonna eventually buy shorts, but by the time I'm done that it'll be Fall! If she even comes... please come? And don't steal my loonies and toonies this time?

Well, at least there's beach volleyball. Mmmmmm beach volleyball.

 

Easter Shmmeaster

9:46 pm

Today is Sunday, which means my Easter weekend is finé (Yep, that's an E with the doodly doo thing on it) And I have accomplished much. Heading to Toronto ( I live in Canada) I went to see the band Foo Fighters. They were AWESOME. 3 hour show, and then in the middle Alex Lifeson and Geddy Lee (people from Rush) appeared and played YYZ with the band. It was tasty. Other then that, we shopped, which was full of many Short jokes on my friend, because she hates that I, am taller then her. The insults consisted of:

- Man its windy, is it windy that low to the ground too?

- (trying on a green sweater) You know with all that green and the red hair people will think your a leprechaun.

- (After threatening to kick me) Are you sure you can reach me up here, hey! I didn't know Ugs came in Munchkin!

- You look like the really short lady from the Incredibles.

- Need helping getting out of the car, its a pretty big fall for you.

- Where's the rest of you?

- (At a restaurant) Yes, and a booster seat for her.

All in all, it was good. I even made friends with he guy beside at the concert who was already 3 beers in. Eventually he got all sulky because he was cut off, but it was still a good concert. However, the stench of concert Mary Jane was hard to handle. There was more pot there then the Iron Maiden concert I was at last week. The best part is I always looked good beside the short chick.